hollowboobtheory:

froody:

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scattoo:

froody:

froody:

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

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Beef? You aren’t eating, I just said that.

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who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

goodzillo:

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

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yellenabelova:

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#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

the-illegal-wizard-council:

amuletwizard:

the-illegal-wizard-council:

amuletwizard:

No guys you don’t understand the amulet said if you guys don’t- no it’s not a cult look just give me money so the amulet can help me find eternal peace. No it’s- no it’s not a pyramid scheme I’ve clearly said it was an amulet

hey can we join the pyramid scheme

I believe you mean Amulet scheme. But sure now get 3 more people to sign up and we’re good..

oh yeah sure amulet scheme, our mistake.

anyway completely unrelated we’re giving away free wizard popcorn to the first three wizards who take one of this very cool looking amulets home

waymond-wang:

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- All my visions lead to horror.
- Because you lose control?
- Because I gain it.

DUNE: PART TWO (2023) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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atorionsbelt:

PHIL DUNSTER HOLDING HIS FIRST EMMY SOON! MARK MY WORDS! HE MANIFESTED!

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yangsharperavery:

FIRST TIME EMMY AWARD NOMINEES JEREMY ALLEN WHITE AND AYO EDEBIRI

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